Aud's
Roadkill Cafe
Menu
1. Frog Eye Salad
$ 4.50
Delicious Frog Eyes With or Without the Pupils
2. Wiebe's Wiggly Cake
$ 1.25 per slice
3. Earthly Treasures
$ 4.25
4. Chocolate Ant Sticks
$ .50 each
5. Barbequed Raccoon
$ 4.50
With or Without Lymph Glands
6. Kitty Litter Cake
$ 1.50 per slice
7. Texas Rattlesnake
$ 3.25
With or Without Rattle
8. Curried Kangaroo Tail
$ 5.00
With or Without Skin
9. Canadian Lynx Stew
$ 3.15 per bowl
With or Without the ToeNails
10. Moose Sukiyaki
$ 5.25
With Rice or Taters
11. Wild Possum Kabob
$ 4.25
12. Fly Cake
$ 1.25 per slice
13. Wasp Cake
$ 1.25 per slice
14. Turtle Cake
$ 1.25 per slice
15. Ants Climb A Tree
$ 3.25
16. Buzzard's Breath Chili
$ 2.25 a cup
$ 3.25 a bowl
17. Alligator Cacciatore Banquet
$ 4.25
18. Fried Cooter
$ 4.25
19. Bear Steak
$ 5.50
20. Hummingbird Cake
$ 1.50 per slice
21. Rhino Pot Roast
$ 5.50 per plate
22. Elephant Ears
$ 3.50
23. Herb Marinated Ostrich Steak
$ 4.50
24. Ostrich Taco Pie
$ 2.50 per slice
25. Puppy Chow
$ 1.25
26. Elephant Stew
$ 2.75 per bowl
27. Maggotini Alfredo
$ 3.00 per plate
28. Maltese Rabbit Stew
$ 3.00 per cup
$ 3.00 per bowl
29. Cow Pie Cake
$ 1.25 per slice
30. Ridgey Didge Possum Roll
$ 1.50 per roll
31. Cat Poop Cookies
$ 1.00 per cookie
32. Hummingbird Bars
$ .75 per bar
33. Squirrel Dumplings
$ .50 each (they're HUGE!)
34. Litterbox Cookies
$ .30 each
35. Possum Pot Pie
$ 2.50 per plate
36. Buffalo Chips
$ 2.99 per bag
37. Stuffed Camel
$ 2.95 per plate
38. Turtle Stew/Soup
$ 2.00 per bowl
39. French Fried Rattlesnake
$ 2.95 per plate
40. Dakota Buffalo & Beer Pie
$ 1.95 per slice
41. Reindeer Roast with Game Sauce
$ 2.95 per plate
42. Spider Cake
$ 1.50 per slice
43. Fly-in-the-Batter Desserts
$ 1.00 each
44. Reindeer Meat Loaf
$ 2.95 per plate
45. Reindeer Stuffed Cabbage Rolls
$ 1.50 each
46. Breakfast Duck Sausage
$ 1.50 for three
47. Canned Venison
$ 4.50 per jar
All meals are
served with any choice of vegetable if you wanna go git them from the garden
out back. If not, we offer korn, karrots or llama beans.
You also have
your choice of mashed, french fried or baked taters. All the taters
are hand-grown in Maine. If you want them from some place else, you
must git them yerselves.
Rolls and biskits
are available if Auds isn't sufferin' from carpel's tunnel.
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