Aud's Roadkill Cafe
Menu

1.  Frog Eye Salad
$ 4.50

Delicious Frog Eyes With or Without the Pupils
2.  Wiebe's Wiggly Cake
$ 1.25  per slice

3.  Earthly Treasures
$ 4.25

4.  Chocolate Ant Sticks
$  .50 each

5.  Barbequed Raccoon
$ 4.50

With or Without Lymph Glands
6.  Kitty Litter Cake
$ 1.50 per slice

7.  Texas Rattlesnake
$ 3.25

With or Without Rattle
8.  Curried Kangaroo Tail
$ 5.00

With or Without Skin
9.  Canadian Lynx Stew
$ 3.15 per bowl

With or Without the ToeNails
10.  Moose Sukiyaki
$ 5.25

With Rice or Taters
11.  Wild Possum Kabob
$ 4.25

12.  Fly Cake
$ 1.25 per slice

13.  Wasp Cake
$ 1.25 per slice

14.  Turtle Cake
$ 1.25 per slice

15.  Ants Climb A Tree
$ 3.25

16.  Buzzard's Breath Chili
$ 2.25 a cup
$ 3.25 a bowl

17.  Alligator Cacciatore Banquet
$ 4.25

18.  Fried Cooter
$ 4.25

19.  Bear Steak
$ 5.50

20.  Hummingbird Cake
$ 1.50 per slice

21.  Rhino Pot Roast
$ 5.50 per plate

22.  Elephant Ears
$ 3.50

23.  Herb Marinated Ostrich Steak
$ 4.50

24. Ostrich Taco Pie
$ 2.50 per slice

25. Puppy Chow
$ 1.25

26. Elephant Stew
$ 2.75 per bowl

27. Maggotini Alfredo
$ 3.00 per plate

28. Maltese Rabbit Stew
$ 3.00 per cup
$ 3.00 per bowl

29. Cow Pie Cake
$ 1.25 per slice

30. Ridgey Didge Possum Roll
$ 1.50 per roll

31. Cat Poop Cookies
$ 1.00 per cookie

32. Hummingbird Bars
$ .75 per bar

33. Squirrel Dumplings
$ .50 each (they're HUGE!)

34. Litterbox Cookies
$ .30 each

35. Possum Pot Pie
$ 2.50 per plate

36. Buffalo Chips
$ 2.99 per bag

37. Stuffed Camel
$ 2.95 per plate

38. Turtle Stew/Soup
$ 2.00 per bowl

39. French Fried Rattlesnake
$ 2.95 per plate

40. Dakota Buffalo & Beer Pie
$ 1.95 per slice

41. Reindeer Roast with Game Sauce
$ 2.95 per plate

42. Spider Cake
$ 1.50 per slice

43. Fly-in-the-Batter Desserts
$ 1.00 each

44. Reindeer Meat Loaf
$ 2.95 per plate

45. Reindeer Stuffed Cabbage Rolls
$ 1.50 each

46. Breakfast Duck Sausage
$ 1.50 for three

47. Canned Venison
$ 4.50 per jar

All meals are served with any choice of vegetable if you wanna go git them from the garden out back.  If not, we offer korn, karrots or llama beans.

You also have your choice of mashed, french fried or baked taters.  All the taters are hand-grown in Maine.  If you want them from some place else, you must git them yerselves.

Rolls and biskits are available if Auds isn't sufferin' from carpel's tunnel.

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